We’re most certainly not anti-wedding. Weddings can be fun! Weddings are great! Just don’t be icky. 😉 Choosing a Wedding Hashtag can be a fraught endeavor. Tread carefully. Here’s what these weddings hashtags really mean…
#SamAndNeilSealTheDeal
Your fiance is a finance bro who refers to your wedding unironically as a “merger.”
#SipSipHooray!
Your fiance is sleeping with the best man.
#StealingStephenson
You got engaged on the Jumbotron.
#HobbitlyEverAfter
You got engaged at the Renaissance Faire where you both work.
#GastAtLast
You’ve been dating for 9 years, and you’ve been hinting for a ring since your 3-month anniversary.
#HighwayToHunter
You made your bridesmaids buy cowboy boots to wear with their strapless dresses.
#HappiLeighEverAfter
You had 10 bridesmaids carefully chosen from your sorority to look good but not outshine you.
#KenziAndKyleDownTheAisle
You screamed at your wedding planner about napkin colors until she cried.
#HollysGettingHitched
You screamed at your mother about napkin colors until she cried.
#OneHaleOfAWedding
You slept with the best man in the ladies room before the ceremony.
#2Haveand2Holden
You’re already sure this is just your starter marriage.
#ItsMillerTime
So. Much. Burlap.
#TheBlairWeddingProject
You’re just getting married to boost your Insta followers.
#SayYesToTheGress
You follow 87 different wedding Pinterest boards.
#BeautyAndDeBlasi
You’re moving in next door to your in-laws right after the wedding.
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