What Your Wedding Hashtag Says About You

We’re most certainly not anti-wedding. Weddings can be fun! Weddings are great! Just don’t be icky. 😉 Choosing a Wedding Hashtag can be a fraught endeavor. Tread carefully. Here’s what these weddings hashtags really mean…

#SamAndNeilSealTheDeal

    Your fiance is a finance bro who refers to your wedding unironically as a “merger.”

#SipSipHooray!

    Your fiance is sleeping with the best man.

#StealingStephenson

     You got engaged on the Jumbotron.

#HobbitlyEverAfter

    You got engaged at the Renaissance Faire where you both work.

#GastAtLast

You’ve been dating for 9 years, and you’ve been hinting for a ring since your 3-month anniversary. 

#HighwayToHunter

You made your bridesmaids buy cowboy boots to wear with their strapless dresses.

#HappiLeighEverAfter

You had 10 bridesmaids carefully chosen from your sorority to look good but not outshine you.

#KenziAndKyleDownTheAisle

You screamed at your wedding planner about napkin colors until she cried.

#HollysGettingHitched

You screamed at your mother about napkin colors until she cried.

#OneHaleOfAWedding

You slept with the best man in the ladies room before the ceremony.

#2Haveand2Holden

You’re already sure this is just your starter marriage.

#ItsMillerTime

So. Much. Burlap.

#TheBlairWeddingProject

You’re just getting married to boost your Insta followers.

#SayYesToTheGress

You follow 87 different wedding Pinterest boards.

#BeautyAndDeBlasi

You’re moving in next door to your in-laws right after the wedding.